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Post by aquatic on Jun 27, 2011 23:33:24 GMT
I’ve often (well, once) dreamt of MR as a sensitive soul with excessive good manners and extreme good taste. A bit ‘PC’ in fact, I hear you say. I sense her fretting and sweating beside me. She rolls over and caresses my shoulder, and whispers, ‘little aqua, I do such good within my community in the morning and some of the afternoon, and do not discriminate against anyone as an individual, and I add to the sum of human happiness so, so much – but when do I bloody-well get time off?’
Well, I’m half deaf and half asleep and it’s halfway thru the night, so I say, ‘Er, time? – 4 o’clock’. And she says, ‘Yes, but when till?’ I say, slightly irascibly, ‘I said 4 o’clock, woman!’ She says, ‘What, 12 hours in 24 on the web undoing all my daytime good works? Rock bloody on!’
‘Whatever’.
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Post by pippa on Jun 28, 2011 0:08:23 GMT
yawn.
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Post by Joe K on Jun 28, 2011 0:13:39 GMT
Why are you here (when you should obviously be asleep)?
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Post by aquatic on Jun 28, 2011 0:25:16 GMT
I’ve often (well, once) dreamt of pippa as a sensitive soul with excessive good manners and extreme good taste. A bit ‘PC’ in fact, I hear you say. I sense her fretting and sweating beside me. She rolls over and caresses my shoulder, and whispers, ‘aqua, tho I know you’re sworn to jean, I do such good within my community all the time, and do not discriminate against anyone as an individual, and I add to the sum of human happiness so, so much – but when do I get time off?’ Well, I’m half deaf and half asleep and it’s halfway thru the night, so I say, ‘Er, time?. And she says, ‘I’ll ‘ave you, you lying bastard!’
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Post by pippa on Jun 28, 2011 0:30:50 GMT
I’ve often (well, once) dreamt of pippa as a sensitive soul with excessive good manners and extreme good taste. A bit ‘PC’ in fact, I hear you say. I sense her fretting and sweating beside me. She rolls over and caresses my shoulder, and whispers, ‘aqua, tho I know you’re sworn to jean, I do such good within my community all the time, and do not discriminate against anyone as an individual, and I add to the sum of human happiness so, so much – but when do I get time off?’ Well, I’m half deaf and half asleep and it’s halfway thru the night, so I say, ‘Er, time?. And she says, ‘I’ll ‘ave you, you lying bastard!’ dream on
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Post by marchesarosa on Jun 28, 2011 9:32:01 GMT
You see! aqua CAN be entertaining when he wants to be! I had almost forgotten!
Thanks for taking the trouble, ol' pal!
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Post by marchesarosa on Jun 28, 2011 9:35:09 GMT
And another result, this time from the goodstead department.
I think we can also assume we have got to the bottom of the "mystery" of what brings her to this obscure neck of the woods - chasing the BNP, no less!
Dream on Golli.
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Post by marchesarosa on Jun 28, 2011 11:06:18 GMT
P.S.
Aren't you highly suspicious of someone who has the nerve to put "good" in their board id?
Me, I may be accused of nouveaux riche aristocratic airs but NEVER claims to being "good".
(wanders off to console the muslim neighbours muttering "I will try harder, I will be good, I will be better!" )
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Post by jean on Jun 28, 2011 11:11:53 GMT
(wanders off to console the muslim neighbours muttering "I will try harder, I will be good, I will be better!" ) An image I shall treasure! (You see, marchesa, you too can be entertaining. Well done.)
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Post by marchesarosa on Jun 28, 2011 12:15:08 GMT
Thank you, jean.
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Post by pippop on Jun 30, 2011 9:48:04 GMT
And another result, this time from the goodstead department. I think we can also assume we have got to the bottom of the "mystery" of what brings her to this obscure neck of the woods - chasing the BNP, no less! Dream on Golli. Unlike you I was able to demonstrate the ability to discuss a subject (Chris Evans' alleged racism) "without a hint of personalisation involved in it" which of course was what the thread was really about. I think that Pippa also failed miserably. S I am a bit puzzled by your claim above to get a "result" as we have long since stopped talking about Mr evans. In fact I have explained to you very carefully that I am now speaking to you the way that you speak to others. A taste of your own medicine Duckie. So you can see what it is like. Geddit? As for "chasing the BNP" - Sorry. Don't really know what particular tree you are barking up there. Just to make it clear to you. I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE ARE A MEMBER OF THE BNP. However. BNP MEMBERS and THEIR SUPPORTERS often claim that they are not RACIST. Now I have stopped short of calling you racist (how annoying for you!) but I do wonder sometimes about all the people that protest a little too loudly that they are not. Personally I've never felt the need. Geddit?
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Post by pippop on Jun 30, 2011 9:52:21 GMT
P.S. Aren't you highly suspicious of someone who has the nerve to put "good" in their board id? You have found me out! I am indeed really a bad person. How perceptive of you. You are so clever. I have changed my name in your honour and so that the slower members of the board who do not have your forensic skills can be in no doubt. Top marks to you!
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Post by jean on Jul 4, 2011 20:15:13 GMT
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Post by Synonym on Jul 4, 2011 21:55:06 GMT
A difference is that Lenny was selected for the example rather than just being present.
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Post by jean on Jul 5, 2011 7:42:49 GMT
Yes, I think so.
And Clarkson can't have been unaware of the consternation caused by Evans's recent and much more spontaneous example. This was conscious mischief-making.
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