Post by cleefarqhuar on Oct 22, 2014 11:54:28 GMT
I have heard reports that GPs are to be paid £55 for very diagnosis they make of dementia
I hope that it is not true or our benefits offices (are there such places I wonder?) will be inundated with newly-spotted loons claiming GLA (Government Loon Allowance) or similar (in a similar vein the Belfast Opera House has had to stop giving free tickets to the disabled as the disabled were filling all their seats!)
But this is an odd proposal
Will Government-employed Engineers be given a bonus each time they rectify a faulty machine; will teachers get a handout for each speling mistake that they spot; will traffic wardens be given a bonus for each Lamborghini they ticket?
The world has gone mad!
Or at least, in England, it will be so shortly and literally!
Meanwhile I will set up a Spot-A-Loon franchise in most English cities that will report their spottings to the nearest GP Surgeries for a 40% cut of the take!
I already have three confirmed Loons on my list , and that is without trying!
I hope that it is not true or our benefits offices (are there such places I wonder?) will be inundated with newly-spotted loons claiming GLA (Government Loon Allowance) or similar (in a similar vein the Belfast Opera House has had to stop giving free tickets to the disabled as the disabled were filling all their seats!)
But this is an odd proposal
Will Government-employed Engineers be given a bonus each time they rectify a faulty machine; will teachers get a handout for each speling mistake that they spot; will traffic wardens be given a bonus for each Lamborghini they ticket?
The world has gone mad!
Or at least, in England, it will be so shortly and literally!
Meanwhile I will set up a Spot-A-Loon franchise in most English cities that will report their spottings to the nearest GP Surgeries for a 40% cut of the take!
I already have three confirmed Loons on my list , and that is without trying!
