The Dog's Bollocks

[cleefarqhuar]

You can see why this is used as an expression of macho admiration

The dog strides along with its virile bollocks swaying to his gait

I am a dog and these 'ere are my bollocks and I am proud of them, so f**** you!

Ah yes!

An old Army expression

The dog's bollocks

The best

Such was my beautiful one-year old dog

A pair of handsome bollocks presented for all to see

Proud virility

Up yours!

Then the day before yesterday I took him to be 'neutered'

Except that Vets have not caught up with PC language

They said he would be castrated

And so he was

My lovely dog's proud bollocks are no more

Where once they insouciantly swayed, announcing his virility to the world, there is now a shrivelled sac


What Have I done to my lovely dog and his magnificent bollocks?

I hope I have not made a big mistake

If mistake it is it will be a 'dog's bollocks' of a mistake!

[allman]

Such poetry

Such insight

Speech with Style!

[jean]

What's wrong with castration? It was part of our culture until those interfering PC bastards got onto it!

[cleefarqhuar]

Oct 23, 2014 16:41:08 GMT jean said:

What's wrong with castration? It was part of our culture until those interfering PC bastards got onto it!

That's bollocks
Ain't Farinelli
It's a Guy with bollocks, probably Andrea Scholl, the Schumaker

[jean]

It isn't Andreas Scholl singing - it's a digital mix of Derek Lee Ragin and the soprano Ewa Malas-Godlewska, because he could not get the top notes.

Philippe Jaroussky probably could have, although AFAIK uninterfered-with, but he wasn't around when n the film was made.



Here is Alessandro Moreschi, the last castrato:



If your dog can sing as well as this, he may think emasculation a small price to pay.